"Gertrude?? More like Gert-RUDE for marrying my murderous uncle right after he killed my dad"

— Hamlet, at some point probably (via thegrapesofangst)

(via englishmajorhumor)

"if u say “i love you” too often it loses its meaning"

— boring people who probably read john green and listen to the beatles (via quartzwarrior)

(via margaret-atwouldnt)

atteniton:

Omg I love her song “toxic”

atteniton:

Omg I love her song “toxic”

(Source: gasoilne, via amenpenis)

zooeydeschannoying:

datassium:

just leaving this here for everyone…

image

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que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

(via tronglegacy)

jojochopsuey:

brandeezyx:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

Lmao

why is R thursday i’ve gone to school 2 years what.

jojochopsuey:

brandeezyx:

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

Lmao

why is R thursday i’ve gone to school 2 years what.

(via tronglegacy)

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain, via hotboyproblems)

sneakymonster:

and-make-the-fireflies-dance:

whoa so similar. except the wardrobe could sing.

sneakymonster:

and-make-the-fireflies-dance:

whoa so similar. except the wardrobe could sing.

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prudeghost:

  • have you tried yoga
  • yes? okay what about pilates
  • have you tried eating food that you cant afford
  • why don’t you get a job
  • do you sleep enough/too much
  • try sleeping better
  • have you considered Normal people’s feelings
  • have you considered becoming Normal like us
  • i think that…

bewbin:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

u have no idea just how much i hate this post. this was a joke about gettign fucked up on pepsi then some charles Bukowski impersonator decides to write something more cliche than an anime protagonist using the power of freindship

(via margaret-atwouldnt)

onestarbookreview:

“I’ve passed more compelling stones through my urethra.”

onestarbookreview:

I’ve passed more compelling stones through my urethra.”

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Fault in Our Stairs

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Fault in Our Stairs

(Source: mare-moment, via dutchster)