thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

(Source: epiphanyvisuals, via hotboyproblems)

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

(via goodbye-friends-of-hagrid)

buttsandbarbells:

I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.

(via dyevid)

Tags: ugh bye gurl

megablaziken:

what

cassadragon:

WHAT THE HECK

(Source: isuzu9, via dutchster)

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

(via dutchster)

season-for-dreaming:

me:

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you:

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(via margaret-atwouldnt)

it-is-a-3-patch-problem:

frightfullytreeish:

so it came to my attention recently that not everyone knows great britain is an old lady riding on a pig

And now I will never unsee it

it-is-a-3-patch-problem:

frightfullytreeish:

so it came to my attention recently that not everyone knows great britain is an old lady riding on a pig

And now I will never unsee it

(Source: grootles, via suddenlyoranges)

kinky-saint:

rock10zxa:

manafromheaven:

werewolfloves:

squigglydigg:

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

How can I teach my chickens to sing???

(via suddenlyoranges)

october1997:

sadvaporwavebabe:

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

(Source: ssailorsenshi, via rihronna)

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